And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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