Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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