Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
