No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
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