it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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