I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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