True but thats because hes a fetus.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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