Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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