Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
i am craving dick and cupcakes
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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