can we get nightvision for the apartment?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
you have to choose: penises or morals?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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