god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I smell stomach acid.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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