somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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