do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
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Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
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honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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