"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
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It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
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Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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