i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
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This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
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All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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