Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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