idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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