I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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