I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
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She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
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You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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