I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
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Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
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I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too