VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
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I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
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My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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