I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
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I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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