some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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