Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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