nut hugger
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
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A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
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Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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