you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
