Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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