That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
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I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
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He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
And then he peed in my hair
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