Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize
