kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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