So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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