She's JV to your varsity
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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