But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Are we still banned from the library?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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