do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
only you would photoshop your dick
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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