you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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