So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
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I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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