When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
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my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
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If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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