Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
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all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
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so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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