Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
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