whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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