Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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