So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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