Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Sorry my hands just texted you
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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