no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
