why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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