to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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