Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
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Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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