There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
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There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
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well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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