i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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