Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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