butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
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She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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