I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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