I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
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