ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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