We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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