Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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