dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.