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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it

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  I dont have a dog?

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  WTF

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.

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  woah 15?

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  i know! what is this dateline?

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently

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  and skipped dinner

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it

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