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  (647): View more from Ontario

  Your tits are I can't wait for

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  (647): Your tits are I can't wait for http://tfl.nu/8px6
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  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!

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  (610): Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me! http://tfl.nu/2u3z
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  (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.

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  (484): this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal. http://tfl.nu/sd8q
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  (646): View more from New York

  jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times

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  (646): jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times http://tfl.nu/h14v
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  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers

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  6 min

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  (215): what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers (1-215): 6 min http://tfl.nu/dx1s
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  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months

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  (978): i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months http://tfl.nu/y63w
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  (402): View more from Nebraska

  Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.

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  (402): Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples. http://tfl.nu/nrga
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  (330): View more from Ohio

  You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed

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  (330): You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed http://tfl.nu/shn6
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  (905): View more from Ontario

  Drinking loves me for WHO I am

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  (905): Drinking loves me for WHO I am http://tfl.nu/nlm7
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  (360): View more from Washington

  So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.

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  (360): So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace. http://tfl.nu/c8hs
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  (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me

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  (413): Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me http://tfl.nu/3euu
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  (734): View more from Michigan

  Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that

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  Speaking

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  (734): Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that (517): Speaking http://tfl.nu/78dl
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  (989): View more from Michigan

  I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?

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  (989): I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for? http://tfl.nu/8a6x
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  (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.

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  (814): His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner. http://tfl.nu/lc68
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  (602): View more from Arizona

  I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way

  (407): View more from Florida

  As long as that's not his name for his dick.

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  (602): I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way (407): As long as that's not his name for his dick. http://tfl.nu/mj09
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