Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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