...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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